Lost, no radio traffic, low on fuel, low on ammunition, no MREs outside the wire west of the Hershey Bypass somewhere in the middle of Iraq.
I was gonna go to your sister's house and pick her up but, I'm really not up for it. Besides, she lives downtown near the fifth ward man, and my cell phone is dead, I just used my last twenty for some grub and gas, man that's like bumfuck Iraq all over again!