bumpy rumpkins

A term of endearment. Often given to an object of affection who is unaware of the existence of the endearer. It is said that no finer compliment can be given to a proper lady of the night.

Damn. Check out that neon tank top. Wait a minute. There's nothing underneath. mmm. Mmmm. Bumpy Rumpkins, son. Bumpy Rumpkins.