Bundy Rum

God's elixir, the true meaning of life, a representation of everything right in the world.

Guaranteed to get you fucked up in half an hour or your money back.

9/10 hospital emergency departments recommend for an overnight stay.

Person 1: Johnno got pretty smashed last night on the ol' domestic violence in a bottle
Person 2: yeah nah righto what happened to him?
Person 1: Got his stomach pumped at Emergency aye.
Person 2: Bloody hell the Bundy Rum probably tanned the inside of him aye.