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Burger Lift

A term harking back to the depths of the UK COVID Lockdown.

When trapped inside after contracting the dreaded lurgy, a Burger Lift is constructed from a length of climbing chord and a childs seaside bucket.

When a delivery from the local gourmet burger establishment arrives, the bucket is lowered down and the burger n chips is placed inside, then pulled up three floors to the hungry prisoner.

Up here mate - hang on a sec I'll just deploy the burger lift, I'm fucking famished!

by Torbaydos February 15, 2022