burn bottle

A bottle of liquor which can be "burned", or abandoned, if necessary. Burning the bottle is a last resort to avoid getting into shit at a concert, high school dance, AA meeting, DUI checkpoint, or other venue where outside alcoholic beverages are strictly forbidden.

Bro 1: Hey dude, what happened to you at Homecoming?? I heard you got suspended.

Bro 2: Vice Principle Donnelly caught me with my burn bottle in the bathroom. I didn't have a chance to burn it in time.

Bro 1: BROOOO!!!

Bottle Burn

When drinking from a 2 liter or similar heavy bottle more than once, leaving a mark on your finger from the lifting up motion eventually staying there for a period of time like rope burn.

John drinks out of 2 liter bottles so much he gave himself bottle burn on his finger.

Bottle burn

The uncomfortable burning sensation you get after spending approximately 3 hours trying to shove your dick in a shampoo bottle. It usually leaves your dick looking rather like an eggplant.

The shampoo looked so enticing, but the bottle burn lasted 5 days.

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