Burn down a casino

Winning big in Las Vegas.

The notion that you will win SO much money, you'll take a casino's entire bankroll. The only option left is to burn the casino down for insurance money.

Man, I can't wait to go to Vegas. We're gonna burn down the Palms!

Guy #1: How'd you do in Vegas? Did you burn down a casino?
Guy #2: Nah, I lost $1,000.

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