Burn Unit

When you randomly channel-surf and come up with spontaneous insults for each show you come across

Louise: "I'm a news anchor because my head is so big."
Bob: "BURN!"
Louise: "I'm a cowboy and..."
Bob: "No, wait, this is cool. Suspend Burn Unit!"

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burn unit

if somthing is burn unit it is very hot

'that cup of tea is burn unit'

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burn unit

The G-Units biggest rivals.

50 Marcs: "Look out Young Burn, the G-Unit is behind you"
Young Burn: "Ill sort it B-B-B-B-B-B-BURN UNIT"
50 Marcs: "Close call"

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Giving Birth to a General in the Burns Unit

To defecate (have a poo) where it is unwise to, or just where you shouldn't.

Hotel Owner: Listen up everyone! I saw one of you giving birth to a general in the burns unit this morning, and I wanna know who!

Confused Man: What?!

Hotel Owner: Someone shat in the shower.

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burn a unit

The artful process of either rolling a fat blunt and smoking it, or packing a thick bowl and smoking it. Unit refers to a unit of measurement, whether it be the "bowl" unit or the"blunt" unit. Burning a unit is distinct from regular smoking of marijuana, however, in that it is done with an elegance that can only be achieved through years of training and developing a reliable method, thus becoming a master of the art.

I sure would like to burn a unit, but I have to write the outline for this speech. Damn I hate college...

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