burn water

to burn water is an expression meaning someone is so terrible at cooking that they can burn water

"I always pack a lunch when I go to Stacy's house, her mom could burn water."

burning water

masturbation
to masturbate
the act of masturbation

person 1: where did rolando go?
person 2: he's in the bathroom.. burning water!

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fire water burn

Friends With Benefits, the BHG probably didn't intend it that way but they are kings of innuendo.

Someday you and I will be fire water burn.