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burnt unicorn

Burnt unicorn is the smell of your fart when you've been holding it in all day. You've been at school or work all day and you can't fart. You get off the bus and walk to your house and as soon as you get inside you let it rip and all you smell is burnt unicorn.

"Holy crap that fart sure smelled like burnt unicorn"

by Lary Mirmingham November 22, 2016