burnt waffle

A stiff,flabby,black,hairy,dry, vagina. But when you open it you see narnia. it tates like that burnt white coffe that u ate last night while working the porch (porch monkey). It smells you like death and reminds you taint.

"Yo Tyrone, I did that chick last night and she had a burnt waffle."

"Hey dude what are you doing."
"Doing a burnt waffle............hey mr. tomnas."

"Hey dude could you bring the butter, the stripper has a burnt waffle."

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Burnt waffle

A vagina that has been burned from fiction. Caused from too much sexual activity.

Not too be mixed up with blue waffle, that shit's fucked.

Bloke 1: Gave my missus a burnt waffle the other night!

Bloke 2: Awwww yeaaaahh

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Burnt The Waffle

When you fail miserably or do a crappy job.

Ryan: *drops all the food*
Lily: "Gosh Ryan you burnt the waffle."

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Burnt blue dick waffle

And insult on both a person’s looks and personality. Describing someone as a dick that looks like blue waffle, and adding an extra burn to it.

“They’re ugly inside and out”
“They’re a Burnt blue dick waffle!”