Bushtucker

Woman who attempts and fails to conceal masses of wirey muff hair resulting in spider's legs.

Look at the state of that bushtucker. Usually a lesbian sporting an array of tattoo's

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Bushtucker Trial

When a woman has so much pubic hair, lice and other gross, disgusting things that the partner has to get through a "bushtucker trial" before engaging in Oral Sex.

Bob - "Did you lick out that girl last night?"
Steve - "Yeah, I had to go through a Bushtucker trial first!"