small business owner

A not well-endowed gentleman.

Woman #1: I heard you had sex with Tom last night? How's his "business?"
Woman #2: Not a lot going on down there.
Woman #1: Oh. He's a small business owner.

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Small Business Owner

A classy way of telling people you're unemployed.

Chrissy is a small business owner but never has any money.

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Business Owner

An occupation description to throw others of your trail as a failure or as a distributor of illegal substances.

While filling out a personal add, Will described himself as a business owner instead of drug dealer.

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