busy hands

when a guy takes a girl home from the bar with the intention to bang but she doesnt feel like it but he keeps trying to fire it up by rubbing the girls clam

girl " im tired so i dont want to do anything"
guy" ur not gonna be able to sleep cause i have busy hands"

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busi hands

Like a werewolf under a full moon, a person with Busi hands will change on a saturday night.
After 6 pintsa bitta they will lose control of there hands, which will crave the flesh of fit birds (sometimes blokes).
If you ever come across a person with this condition, keep your girlfriend away and make sure to keep her anus protected!
Sometimes linked with the jaws syndrome

Curse my Busi Hands!!

I just put me thumb up her bum, no harm done!

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hand busy

Trying to do something the same time your other hand is busy masturbating.

"My mom called me the other day while I was getting hand busy" or "It's hard to type when people IM me when I'm getting hand busy"