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Being thumped violently in the anus with a large penis and or dildo.
You know youre gay when you get butt blasted in the shower.
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When my bro got locked up in the joint, he got butt blasted the first night.
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An action performed during anal sex. Describes the act of climaxing into a butt so hard that your penis shoots out similar to a bottle rocket
"I gave Kimmy the ole' Penis Butt Blast last night. Sent my cock the moon and back my guy."
Can also be spelled "mudd butt blast"
1. (N) Severe gastrointestinal disturbances; symptoms include, but are not limited to, diarrhea, bubble gut, intense cramping, sharting, sudden and unprovoked sphincter clenching and ruined underpants.
Often the result of a long night of drinking, followed by the "this will make my hangover not as bad tomorrow" meal. Tacos, burritos, pizza, hamburgers, etc., will not prevent the mudd butt blast. Hydrate, my friends, hydrate.
2. (N) The result of a failed attempt at stifling a shart. Warm, runny, yet intensely odiferous and pungent. Mud butt blasts often leave stains that cannot be removed, resulting in ruined clothing.
3. (V) The act of dispensing of a mud butt blast anywhere. Due to the unpredictability of mudd butt blasts, these often occur in ones own shorts or pants.
1. I just finished a horrible mud butt blast... I BARELY made it to the toilet in time.
2. Matt just had to throw away his cutoff jean shorts because he left a raunchy mud butt blast in them. It even dripped out the pant leg!
3. Poor mikey... He mud butt blasted himself at church this morning while he was accepting the body of christ.
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Where a female/male inserts cocaine into ones asshole. Afterward, the other person positions his ass near the nose of the person, then farting, causing the person to snort the cocaine with misery.
Me and my gay buddy were bored, so therefore we did the Colombian Butt Blast.
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My boyfriend, Mike, begged me for a five finger butt blast last night. Now my wrist is sore.
Jeremy gave Jacob a great five finger butt blast today, he said he's never gotten his fist so far up another man's rectum before.
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When you shoot a beam after taking a dump in a public restroom after giving someone a Mississippi birdbath.
Person 1: I had a Kame Butt Blast the other day.
Person 2: You need medical help