butt velcro

A situation that occurs when two males engage in anal scissoring, in which anal pubic hair becomes entangled.

Guy1: Hey bro, lets scissor!
Guy2: Sure thing bro. As long as you shave this time, so we don't butt velcro again.

Guy1: Of course. Last time it took us 3 hours to untangle ourselves.

Guy2: Yeah, we don't want that happening again. It was painful.

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Velcro Butt

When you don’t wipe very well after number 2 and you leave residue behind. When spreading your cheeks it releases the sound that of Velcro due to the pasted poop around your anus.

Guy 1: hey dude check this out

spreads ass cheeks

Guy 2: woah that totally sounded like Velcro butt!!!

Guy 1: ugh no way I thought I wiped this time!!!
Guy 2: better get a boudet bruh.