Butt waffle

On a long haired dog, cat, or sometimes, an unwashed co-worker, a combination of a loose bowel movement stuck in the hair around the butt. This mass has been sat upon, flattening it to a waffle-like appearance. In a co-worker, the presence of a butt waffle is indicated by a strong smell of "old shit".

"Hold still, you fucking cocksucker. If we don't get this butt waffle off yer ass, you'll have to stay outside for a week." (Generally screamed at a dog or cat, Not a co-worker.)

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butt waffle

A waffle excreted by anal orphus.

An alternative to the phrase douche bag

Shut up you dumb ass butt waffle

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waffle butt

Noun. The condition of having criss-cross indentions on your rear & legs from sitting on a yard chair in shorts.

We've been sitting out here so long, I've got waffle butt.

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Waffle Butt

waffle butt is what female prison guards get after pressing their ass up against the chain link fence in order for detainees/prisoners to fuck them from behind. after being perched/pressed up against there long enough the chain link fence leaves and impression similar to a waffle on the buttocks. this usually takes place in terrorists prison camps i.e. Iraq or Guantanamo bay.

-"Lance corporal suzy Q. had a really bad case of waffle butt when i relieved her on the compund rover watch."
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-Sarge-"Airforce Amy got flown of the TIF this morning."
-LCpl-"what did she do this time?"
-Sarge-"pregnant."
-LCpl-"oh shit! was it Jackson or Pruitt?"
-Sarge-"nope, Mustafah...evidentally she was giving up the waffle butt while she was on shift!"

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chunky waffle butt

disgusting cellulite and fat which is found on a person's ass and thigh area, usually it is seen on fat/obese women at the beach wearing the teenyest bikinis, or sunbathing naked

damn, that bitch has got some crazy ass chunky waffle butt!! how do they let people like this on the beach? it makes me sick! hahaha

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