Technique used to prevent defecation accidents when the pressure to eliminate is so strong that the distance to the bathroom makes it impossible to reach the toilet in time.
I crowned with a turtle head and had to do the Butt Squeeze Walk (B.S.W.) in order to make it to the bathroom.
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This is a shameful act that only happens in desperation when you are home alone and have completely run out of toilet paper. With your pants around your ankles, squat walking, and your hands spreading the butt cheeks so you don't smear shit everywhere, you walk this way to your roommates bathroom to finish the job.
Greg had to do the muddy butt duck walk to my bathroom to get more toilet paper.
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The term was coined based on the fact butt walkers walk as though they either want to be in your butt, or have you in their butt, and walk trying to catch you, or themselves, in it.
Yo, this dude keeps zig-zagging and changing his speed while walking in front of me... total butt walking.
When your butt starts sweating after you walk in the heat and it feels wet
I got walk butt at the park today