buttcrack coolidge

Noun - a person who exposes their buttcrack in public, likes to steal stuff off porches to support their crack and meth habits, a does it in a cool climate during the cold months.

Verb - The talented act of inserting crystal meth into your buttcrack to make it cold.

Noun - That hater Carol was such a buttcrack Coolidge for stealing my Christmas decorations.

Verb - Give that ice a buttcrack Coolidge so the haters can get a fresh tasting jail burrito.