buttdick

1) an insult seldomly used (typically used by a person devoid of a remotely clever comeback or a person scrambling for a comeback)
2) a silly, fatuous, and/or insipid word stated after drawing attention on oneself by way of the start of a profound/intellectual comment (used in a comedic or puckish fashion)
3) a way to address someone similar to saying "hey buddy", but rather, "hey buttdick"
4) a childish compilation of two curse words into one
5) a compound word used to annoy someone demaning respect from the user: "Hey mom, buttdick"

Example for definition::
1) "Well yea, well... you're a, buttdick"

2)"Symbolically, your plight and your quixotic expectations of a quick-fix to all your problems represent... BUTTDICK"

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buttdick

Someone who is such a dick and an asshole that the two are combined for convenience and being able to kill two birds with one stone. Also, those that are labeled buttdicks are the kind of people who are so lame that it is not worth expending the mental energy to come up with two separate insults for their general state of being. Like my history, journalism, and public speaking teacher in highschool told me, "Why use two when one will do."

"I saw kip at the party last night. He was wearing his tevas with white socks, a tank top and some wrap around Oakley razors. He kept pulling off of a bottle of cheap tequila and slapping the ladies on the ass while saying, "hey babe, the name is Kip, in your case, you can call me the Kipper or something like that. Despite the fact that he is one of the biggest buttdicks on the planet, I noticed his mullett was filling in nicely."

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buttdicking

Verb; the act of placing the male genetalia upon the anal rim of another individual ; male OR female and proceeding to penetrate and/ or stimulate the asshole for any given duration of time deemed appropriate for the agitator.

“Tanya always comes home with a bucket of chicken after her shift ends at KFC. Probably because of the buttdicking she endured prior to her closing the restaurant with her manager, Phil.”

“Nobody is buttdicking like today’s KFC.”

Buttdick

to screw another person over, literally, in the butt.

dude, you totally just got buttdicked.

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Buttdick Batter

The remnants after an individual cums inside another individual’s butthole and swirling it around.

I came so hard in his butthole lastnight I left a huge pile of buttdick batter.

buttdick

Its when a butt and a dick start to grow arms and fucking beat the shit out of each other

¨its going in what the¨ "oh don´t worry its just buttdick