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A county where it has Paradise, Chico, Oroville, Lake Oroville, Bidwell Park, Big Chico Creek, Bidwell Mansion, Sutter Buttes, Cal State Chico, mountain lions, bears, deers, salamanders and et cetera. It is located in the Sacramento Valley and Sierra Nevada region in California. If you are an outdoor person, you will enjoy going outdoors in Butte County. One of the most popular everyday sport in the county is mountain biking. Also, one of the county's towns, Chico, had a good reputation as being a bike-friendly city. Other than cycling, you can go out for a walk or a run. Go to Bidwell Park; it will be nice to take a hike around a 3,600 Acre Park. If it gets too hot, swim in the nice huge Sycamore Pool or Lake Oroville or pool in the Wildcat Recreation Center. If you plan on taking a tour in Butte County, you will love it there.
San Joaquin Countian: Where you from?
Butte Countian: Butte County.
San Joaquin Countian: Man, there is almost nothing to do over there; all you guys do is party.
Butte Countian: Actually, we have more than just partying.
San Joaquin Countian: What?
Butte Countian: We have Bidwell Park, Lake Oroville, Feather River, CSU Chico, Paradise, Table Mountain, Sycamore Pool, buttes (if you know what it is), bears, mountain lions, deers, mountain biking, greenery (depending on the weather) and more. What do you guys have?
San Joaquin Countian: We have the largest inland port in California.. Huh.. Can you take me to Butte County some day?
Butte Countian: If and only you apologize.
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Butt-fuck county is a fictional area (or at least I hope and pray it is) in the middle of no where. May be used to describe a very rural and very sketchy area. Butt-fuck county generally lacks things like cell phone reception (to call the non-existant butt-fuck county sheriff), law enforcement (when your getting chased by a meth head farmer boy with a shotgun), and normal human beings. What it does have however are plenty of horse headed gal's, corn fields, trucks, farm animals, toothless "good ol' boys" and if you stop and roll the windows down (you probably shouldn't ever stop) you can often hear banjo's playing, if the sound of banjo's starts to converge from multiple directions you should promptly turn the hell around.
I was driving through West Virginia thinking it would get me to New York faster and my buddy told me to roll down the windows in when we were in the middle of Butt-fuck county, suddenly the sound of banjos got closer until we looked around and were surrounding by banjo players and angry farmers. We promptly turned the hell around.
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