Butter Not

When good judgement overrides your impulse to bang a butter face.

Ralph really wanted to bang that Butter face, but good judgement prevailed and he thought to himself, butter not.

Buttering

It's the opposite of a roast. While people in a roasting event would gather up to make fun of a single person, a buttering event has people gather up to adore, praise, and talk good about that person. Sometimes, it's extended to include everyone, so that each person has a chance to receive a variety of compliments. You can't talk bad about someone at a buttering event. The worst you can get to talking bad about someone is constructive criticism, guidence, and maybe a compliment sandwhich.

Coworker 1: Hey. Have you heard that the Coolerman and The Boss were feeling sad lately

Coworker 2: Yeah. They were feeling underappreciated, lonely, and unconfident.

Coworker 3: I have an idea! Let's have a buttering.

Coworker 1 and Coworker 2: That's a great idea!

Coworker 1: That way, they would feel more appreciated.

Coworker 2: A buttering event sounds perfect!

* later that day.

All: Surprise!!!

Coolerman and The Boss: This is so unexpected!

Coworker 7: Coolman is so awesome, he helped me with some paperwork

Coworker 5: The Boss is so cool, he gave me a day off when I was feeling sick.

Coworker 8: Coolman is so fantastic, he helped organize my daughter's birthday party.

Coworker 9: The Boss and Coolman are so cool, they're indestructable!
ect.

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that's butter

Easy and smooth. When you know something is going to go exactly the way you want and plan.

"Oh word, we got a 2hr delay for school today, hell yea that's butter"

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Butter It

The term "Butter It" can be used to replace any verb.

It is Traditionally used by people from the hick style background.

"John and Suzy-Q are hanging out later, what do you think they're going to be doing?"

"John said he wanted to Butter It."

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"We were in class, and instead of listening Matt and I just Buttered it the whole time."

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butters

This means 'ugly' when used to describe a person. I think it comes from 'butterface', as in 'nice body, but her face...'

"She is well butters"

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butters

A sweet little boy from South Park. Hes so stupid and cute and dont ya just wanna hug him?

"Well thats ok. Id rather be a crying pussy than a faggy goth."

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no butter

an expression you say when somebody says they're going to do something. if they don't do it, you get to hit them

A:I'm going to make a sandwich!
B:NO BUTTER
A:*Doesn't make sandwich*
B:*Hits A*
B:NO BUTTER BITCH

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