butter your muffin

To ejaculate on a woman's vagina.

"Is your muffin buttered? Would you like for me to assign someone to butter your muffin?" - Mean Girls

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butter your muffin

The act of pulling out during intercourse and shooting your cum on the outside of a woman's vagina.

Don't worry, I will pull out and butter your muffin.

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butter your muffin

These words are typically used to refer to unprotected sex. thus buttering the muffin.

guy: would you like me to butter your muffin?

girl: My muffin is buttered enough thanks.

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butter your muffins

1. To take a tasty muffin snack and apply butter. Quite why it needs butter is anyone's guess

2. To jizz liberally over a girl's breasts (muffins)

"Did you get anywhere with Katy last night?" "Yeah, I gave her a pounding and then pulled out and asked her if I could butter your muffins."

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Do you like butter in your muffin?

1. Do you like hot semen inside your vagina?

2. Do you like butter in your muffin?

No, thank-you. Just jam for me

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