Glasses Butter

That greasy fingerprint on the lens of your glasses, left on there by either yourself as a mistake, or some dickish kid who knows how to piss you off. It can't be wiped away, and just spreads if you try to do so. You'll most likely have to deal with it for a while and it gets more irritating the longer it's there.

Jeremy put Glasses Butter on my lens after eating some Cheetos and it's never going away. Ever.

Buttered Glass

A real Jamie Benjamin kinda move. He's a kinda chill guy, but he just straight up gets butter on his cup

Jamie has a buttered glass, what else is new