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A cob of corn that is buttered up from woman's blue waffle vagina juices
Hey, don't eat that buttered corn, it's artificial.
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While receiving a blow job you grab your partners head and fuck their mouth sideways by moving their face up and down your member. like when they eat slippery corn on the cob. then blow your baby-batter on her cheek.
after the picnic I held her pony tail tight while she gave me a hot buttered corn on the cob and then cleaned her face on my favorite shirt.
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Man, I went down to the sperm bank to butter the corn.
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Dur poeple. It a guy jacking off.
Hey Jack? You buttering the corn over there?
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It’s when you are having relations with your special lady in the back door. Just as you’re about to pop you pull out and fill up the crack between her cheeks.
Gretchen: hey Amy, why you keep tugging at your shirt shorts?
Amy: oh Ken buttered my corn and now my shorts keep sticking to my cheeks.
Male; to masturbate. See also Shining the Torpedo.
If I don't get any action on my date, I'll be buttering the corn cob later tonight.
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When you use chapstick to apply lube to a penis, in the same way you would butter a cob of corn.
At home, I usually use regular lube, but buttering corn is so much easier on road trips or long flights.