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Like spooning, butter knifing is laying together with one or more people. Unlike spooning, you lie completely straight like a butter knife and you don't even have to touch the other person. Looks a lot like planking face up or a corpse in a coffin.
Player 1: She won't get out of my bed.
Player 2: Spoon her.
Player 1: No. Spooning is gross. I'm gonna lay next to her like I'm dead. Look we're "butter knifing".
Player 2: You should put that on Urban Dictionary before someone else does. What would forking be?
Player 1: We all know what "forking" is.
Player 2: Painting your toenails is hard.
Player 3: Wait. Look. Do I look dead yet?
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A weapon used to stab someone in the eye.
Peter! Get the butter knife!
Edward went half-blind after an incident involving a butter knife.
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"Ghetto Screwdriver"
"Alcoholic drink consisting of cheap vodka and inexpensive orange drink (Sunny Delight, Tampico, Orange Kool Aid)"
"Peanut, bring your daddy a Butter Knife, and use the good Popov in the freezer!"
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A persnickety gay man; usually wound up pretty tightly and not particularly fond of women.
When Janice accidentally stepped on his new, camel-suede designer loafers, Brad behaved like a total butter knife.
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A butter knife is a knife made from butter. As knives go it's pretty good as long as you keep it very cold.
Waaaay back before the Bronze Age, there is no evidence of butter implements being used. However, we are sure that the cavemen used butter knives of a rudimentary design. Unfortunately for archaeologists, global warming of the earth over the past few thousand years has caused all ancient butter knives to melt. All that is left are a few knife-shaped grease stains. I wish people would stop warming thier bloody globals, it's causing untold damage.
We do know that the Neanderthals used butter spears to kill their prey, and butter arrows and quivers were used in the middle ages. Evidence for this has been found in the European Butter Mountains.
How to make a butter knife:
Take some fresh dairy butter and sharpen the butter until razor sharp. Keep in the fridge.
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When you're talking to a boy, and you're hooking up and its something, but not something enough where you can have the "so are we exclusive" talk, but its more than just a one and done type of thing. You don't know if he is hooking up with other people, and you don't know if you want to hookup with other people and you don't know what to say to your friends or his friends and its just so damn confusing!
"Lets go to Breakers Live tonight, I think my butter Knife is there and I want him to see how hot I look"
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A Person that is very busy and goes to a lot of events. You usually see him in music or sport events at school. If he’s not on the team he’s in the crowd.
That butter knife kid is all over the place. Everywhere you turn he’s there!