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The best last name ever made! Syrup and joy and butter oh my!
Yo dawg I wish my last name was Butterworth.
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1. When you unintentionally take the long way to reach the same goal as everyone else.
2. Getting there slowly but surely against all odds.
Did you see them playing farkle? He got 500 points in one turn by only getting 50 each time he rolled. He butterworthed!
The man that has graciously supplied us with delicious syrup for years. One out of the three great legendary pancake titans: (Tyler the Apocalypse Scheid, Ethan the Crust Nestor and Mr.Butterworth). (Also known by the name Mark Edward Fischbach) He has covered millions of pancakes for many years.
Johnson: "Who's responsible for our syrup?"
Ted: "Mark Mr. Butterworth Fischbach , of course!"
Johnson: "Who's that?"
Ted: "Well I can't believe you don't recognize the great man's name!
Ted: "You know why there's a national recycling program for syrup bottles? That's right, it's a hundred percent him!, covering every pancake!"
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The next evolution of a simp. Completely obsesses over a girl who only remembers he exists when the uber price is too high. Would drop everything of actual importance in order to make sure this girl has reliable transportation to her boyfriends house.
Mike: “Yo, why’d Eric get off Xbox, it’s only 7:00pm?”
Brad: “Jessica needed a ride to her boyfriends house so Eric offered to drop her off.”
Mike: “Doesn’t he live two hours away?”
Brad: “Yea, Eric’s got The Butterworth Effect BAD.”
A person or thing that is being a needy bitch or that is being super extra or sensitive.
“Wow, you’re being real Butterworth-Ish right now.”
A woman who likes to take it in the ass.
I asked Mrs. Jones how she wanted me to give it to her, and she said, "Just call me MRS. BUTTERWORTH". Yeah, her BUTT was WORTH it all right!
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