buttery handful

What is achieved when one cuts a hole in the bottom of a popcorn container and inserts his penis. Then proceeds to offer a handful of this buttery delight to his date.

At first the date was moving pretty slow, but about a third of the way into Nanny Mcphee..... I slipped her the buttery handful!

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Buttery Hand

The act of ejaculating into your own hand and then continuing to masturbate, using the semen as lube.

Person 1: "how often do you masturbate?"
Person 2: "technically once a day but I do the buttery hand."