Butthole Moment

To talk about embarrassing or awkward moments that everyone potentially go through.

I’ve got a butt, and it’s a butthole and it’s stinky down there.

Awww that’s embarrassing, what a butthole moment!

tight butthole moment

Refers to a close call or high pressure-type situation

I had a tight butthole moment while evading the cops during my trip to New Orleans last week