An old joke in Runescape where you pay a large sum of gold in order to buy a gf.
guy: I have 10 mil. Buying gf.
other guy: I'm selling.
The act of buying a runescape gf for 2k gold
Person 1:Buying a gf for 2k gold
Person 2:ok
On October 8th, you have to take your gf out on a nice date and go get steak.
Gf: “hey do you know what day it is today?”
Bf: “october 8th?”
Gf: “exactly! National buy your gf steak day!”
it’s in ur best bet to man up and get ur girl some flowers and post her
gf-“yk what today is?”
bf-national buy ur gf flowers day