bwoke

A "woke", unemployed individual still living at home. Preferably with an infected tongue piercing.

"Hey, are you heading to the rally tonight?". "I can't. I'm bwoke"

Bwoke

A man who would otherwise be known as a bloke however he is too woke to be considered useful to his mates

Hey is Greg coming to the strip club?… nah he’s a Bwoke, he doesn’t like those places.

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Bwoke

The corporate financial consequences all companies inevitably face shortly after becoming, and/or marketing itself and/or it's products, as socially 'woke'.

After 'The Force Awakens' Lucasfilms is quickly on it's way to being bwoke.

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