Cabbage dick

When a man hasn't cleaned his dick in a while and it smells stank

Did you hear John has a cabbage dick?
Yeah he really needs to clean his dick.

dick cabbage

An STD that turns your dick green, turns your balls to cabbages, and makes you cum cabbage seeds

Jimbo slept with a Russian hooker, now he has dick cabbage.

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