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cable normalization specialist

1. Generic term for an individual who was granted a position because of nepotism, Affirmative Action quotas, job lottery, etc. but has no marketable skills and contributes nothing to the company.

2. A tongue-in–cheek job title born of a combination of two other slang words: “Cable” (An extended (erect) male sex organ) and “Normalization” (The act of returning something to its normal state, in this case, through copulative release).
3. A foreign intelligence operative.

The "Cable Normalization Specialist" decided that rules were over-rated and he could have his six-year-old design the system while he had a beer.

by jmengle December 18, 2015