Cafea

It's like *Sigh* derived from the malfunction of predictive text on a mobile phone, other such words are numerous.
the word enjoys much popularity in areas of Scotland.
it was originally Created by Jamie, a dear friend of mine.
used when your fed up with someone being clinically stupid.

Noob: hey what does this card do?
Craig: *Cafea* maybe i should get it printed in brail, as you obviously are completley incapable of using your eyes.