When you are eating a cake and the cake particles get caught in the back of your throat and you can't swallow.
An actual problem for many people.
Often people who suffer from cake throat are ridiculed with sexual innuendos regarding the terminology cake throat.
I get scared to eat cake just incase I get cake throat.
When a guy unloads in your throat and you sit there like "Do I spit or swallow?"
*gagging* "THROAT CAKE!"
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A euphemism for Throat Cake that is sometimes used by the bashful when they don't want to talk about having semen in their throats, instead referring to 'cake'.
I had so much 'cake' stuck in my throat after I went up to Steve's room last night. I didn't know whether to spit it out or swallow it. I totally had cake throat.