Calf Off

It is where one person thinks his or her calves are the best..

When in fact it is clearly one sided that the guys are better and look so good that they may be thought to be fake

Guy: my calves are the best
Girl: no way I work out all the time and pay someone .. I have the best legs ever..

Guy: UM why u freaking out and stomping ur foot ..my calves rule ...

Girl: OMG OMG OMG NO MY CALVES ARE EVERYTHING W/O THEM I AM LOST I LOVE MY LEGS... I AM THE BEST I AM BUCCI.
Guy: we should have a calf off

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