bitch call my dick

a phrase used while leaving a voicemail which imply that the person who was called needs to call or at least call back the person leaving the message. Otherwise the recipient would be a fool ass bitch.

Raven's voice mail message: I'm not able to get to my phone. You know what to do.

Tina: Girl, You will not believe that I am breakin' it down at this party with Diddy. He asked me to come along with his friends and he said I could invite you. Bitch call my dick!

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Call of Duty Dick Rider

One who plays nothing but Call of Duty and can not accept the fact that Battlefield is way better just because the ride it's dick and just buy it because it's title say CALL OF DUTY and because a new one is made every year.

Friend: Yea, so you gonna get that mw3.
Me: Nope, that's a waste of money, bf3 is badass.
Friend: Battlefield sucks. everyone's turning in their copy for mw3.
Me: It's because you and everyone else are "Call of Duty Dick Riders".

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call in dick

When a woman has a night of too much lovin' and can't make it to work the next morning.

"Hey, I didn't see you at work yesterday"

"I know, I went out with my new boyfriend and had to call in dick"

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