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Call my life

To have an explosion of cum.

My wife made me take the kids to the zoo so I decided to call my life.

by Lifecalling101 March 23, 2022


My So-Called Life

Show lasting one year-given an undeserved axe despite having had some of the most memorable and relateable characters.
Dared to be different unlike some of the Dawson's Creek fare airing at the time.

Fan: Hey, have you heard of My So-Called Life?
Person: ZOMG, that show is gay.
Fan: No really it's a good show.....Jared Leto was in it.
Person: Oh, he's so hot!
Fan: *facepalm*

by Stick92 March 31, 2009

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call it a life

going to sleep forever

friend 1
prob time for me to call it a night too
take care all

friend 2
call it a life

by 51423 November 28, 2023


calling your life

When someone is being a dick and saying that your shit in some way or causing you unneeded hassle.

I heard Jason was calling your life Ross. Yeah he was so I said to him "Jason why are you calling my life by weighing every parcel individually you Chi c**t!!!"

by blondeboy69 January 25, 2017