call my mom

v. get someone in trouble.

Someone takes your stuff.
You respond with,
"Dude, I'm going to call my mom!"

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Call my mom

An excuse for temporarily leaving a room full of friends, usually to go masturbate.

Hey dude, where did you go just now?

Oh, uh, I just went to the bathroom to call my mom. It's been like 2 or 3 days since I've had the chance to call my mom!

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