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One of the most infuriating expressions in the English language. Using this expression is guaranteed to make the other person angry if he/she wasn't already.
An invitation to someone to punch you in the face.
"Officer, that man just stole my wallet!"
"Now just calm down...."
(punches cop in face)
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What a large number of people that write definitions on this website need to do.
-Insert racist/stereotyping/biggoted/angry definition-
"Calm down, go take a lie down somewhere".
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The term "calm down" is usually addressed to people who don't need to calm down at all, which makes it more funny.
person 1: heyy, whatsup?
person 2: oh myy goddd calm downn!
person 1: what the fuck? im calm!!
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an expression discoverd by a wise man named MISH
resulting in angry freshman
"dude i hate shakira" "calm the fuck down my friend" "serriously calm down"
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What a person of Jamaican decent says when he is asked to stop standing around with his hands in his pockets and help some customers.
Boss: "Suphel" please stop standing around with your hands in your pockets and help some customers.
"Suphel": Calm down, calm down, no need for the hostility.
Boss: What? I'm not being hostile. I'm telling you to do what I pay you to do.
((a little later))
"Suphel" (in H.R. office): Dat man needs to calm down and stop the picking on me. I do my job.
((next day))
Boss: "Suphel", what did I do to deserve being investigated?
"Suphel": Calm down, calm down. No need for the hostility, mahn.
Boss (exasperated): Fine, do whatever you want. But, so you know, reviews are coming up.
"Suphel": Calm down, calm down....
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No, really, that kid's not calm.
Park: Hey guys.
Duker: Dude, calm down.
Harry: This kid's not calm.
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