A Cammo

The act of drinking a beer without finishing it. 'A Cammo' is often identified while removing the empty bottles on the following morning and residual beer remains in one or more bottles. The person(s) executing 'A Cammo' are usually ridiculed for their lack of masculinity.

*Person 1 is cleaning up empty bottles in the morning and notices residual beer*
Person 1: "Fuck, it looks like Matt pulled A Cammo last night. What a fucking homo!"

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cammo

camouflage

She wore long cammo pants and a pink and yellow sleeveless shirt.

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Cammo Cough

When it's necessary to fart in public, one performs the "cammo cough" whereas he/she fakes a cough while passing the fart at simultaneously so as to disquise the sound of the fart. The "cough" must be louder than the fart itself so as be successful.

"I just had to fart in the elevator but I used a "cammo cough" so no one would know a fart just transpired"

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clam cammo

A malodorous product utilized by females to mask the scent of a Lake Erie dock that is emanating from their nether region.

Most products that attempt to “cure” this situation merely “mask” the situation by introducing essences of Cedar, Roses, Jasmine or sandalwood. Most commonly introduced to young, unsuspecting females in the form of “Toilet water.”

“Clam Cammo,” surpasses all in providing a burning sensation to the eyes, nasal and oral cavities of anyone within a 200’ perimeter

Old women are cool. I love their wisdom and tales of life, I just can't stand the smell of their "Clam Cammo!"

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cammo jones

When the apprentice is bullying a tradesman and instead of standing up for your self you bitch it.

oh look paul is being bullied by the apprentice but instead of saying something he did a cammo jones

Cammo

That person who always seems to have forgotten their wallet when its time to pay for a drink.

Me: Hey Cammo it's your round.

Cammo: Aww man I left my wallet at home again, you get this one and I'll pay you back (if I remember)