campbell green

Any species of beast having similar features and traits to those of a Urukhai. Often found in the northern foot hills of the andes mountains. Do not approach.

Alex: When I was yodeling in Chile, a Campbell Green barged into the performing arts venue and proceeded to rip off my testicles with his bare, monsterous talons. I have nothing left to live for.

Mike: Yikes, that's awful. Those damn, dirty. Campbell's Green.

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