the art of canadian cream is the mix of semen, maple syrup, and vodka
“bruh my girl and i had sex the other night and we didn’t want to waste my cum so we make some good old canadian cream”
When a man puts maple syrup in a woman's vagina before sex. He then ejaculates inside if her, making a gooey mess of syrup and semen.
Jane has to shower because John gave her a Canadian cream pie.
when you jizz into a jar, put it into snow and have a canadian girl eat it. it is also when you jizz into a canadian girls mouth and she starts gurgling.
that girl is such a cumslut, she loved my canadian whipped cream.