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The art of playing Candy Crush saga while in the bathroom, on the toilet.
Dude I just went to candy flush before P&T with Schwiggles and I beat B Jones' record!
When someone plays candy crush saga on the toilet.
Anna: Hey Isabel, why were you in the bathroom so long... And why do you have your phone?
Isabel: I was playing candy flush saga.
Anna: oh that explains the request I got for lives...
A game were a guy fucks another dudes asshole and he cums inside it. After he cums, he has to eat it out of the guys ass and it is timed for how long it takes before he eats all the cum. They swap positions and do it again, and the fastest time wins.
I can't believe I got a new personal best last night when I played Sour-Flush Candy with Uncle John last night