canned hunting

An unscrupulous practice done by some Southern African safari outfits.

The owner of the outfit will arrange hunting packages with a disreputable travel agent, and give a "hunting safari" to unsuspecting overseas tourists. When the tourists arrive he awes them with campfire stories and gets them drunk on mampoer. The next day the hunt begins. The guides lead the tourists on a convoluted bundu bash around the tiny 100 hectare game farm in such a way that they think it's a lot bigger than it actually is, while pretending to track a lion. Meanwhile, the owner goes off to a game auction and buys a fleabitten, malnourished captive-bred lion. On the last day of the hunt, they finally "find" the lion (which was released from the owner's truck half an hour before). The tourists then shoot their lion, get lots of photos taken, fork out bucket-loads of cash and fly home feeling really macho.

Bystander #1 at Joburg airport:
Look at those yanks in their safari gear. Isn't it pathetic?

Bystander #2:
I bet they're on a canned hunting trip.

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can hunting

Police term for hunting ethnic races such as AfriCANS , MexiCANS , Puerto RiCANS

I asked my dad how work was today at the LAPD & he said " just another day of Can Hunting " .....

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trash can hunting

trash can hunting is the sport of driving around in your friends SUV and hitting trash cans. this sport was created in 2008 by robert gaudreau and andrea payne. some crews use baseball bats and golf culbs for more dammage on the cans.this sport is mostly practiced by punk teenagers on the east coast or east side. a normal car consists of 4 or 5 riders.
1 driver
1-2 look out(s)
2-3 smashers

robb "what are you doing this week"
bryan "idk"
robb "i propose we go trash can hunting"

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