caponed

When you are owned by Al Capone or owned in a mob style.

Man that accountant in The Untouchables just got caponed.

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caponed

verb. Being Owned, but worse. Derived from the name Capone.

Dude, that guy just got totally caponed.

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caponed

Caponed - verb - To get away with, or avoid judgement for, an egregious violation of the law or morals, only to be punished for a lesser offense which serves as justice-by-proxy for the greater offense.

Paul Wolfowitz got away with starting the Iraq War, but is about to get fired from the World Bank for promoting his girlfriend. He got "Caponed".

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Caponer

Getting extremely excited about something nobody cares about.

Dan got a caponer when thinking about the high school football game.

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capon

a castrated male chicken

you are a damn capon

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capone

Reference to Al Capone, famous Chicago gangster. If you're "straight up capone" you're a true gangsta out there on the streets, not one to be fucked with.

"You're straight up capone"

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Capon

1.Something or someone that fails in an epic scale of things.
2.To lose your testicles

1.Ewwww Brian capon!!
2.You caponing now boy!

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