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captain cock punch

a eightys superhero trying to make his comeback

mark; OMG i just love captain cock punch!

by ickyonions February 1, 2012

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captain punch

The act of where you defecate on top of a girl's chest while she is sleeping or unaware and then punching the feces.

I Captain Punched my girlfriend after we had sex.

by xoyoungz October 31, 2007