car washing

The practice of strategically positioning oneself near a future point in the trajectory of a moving individual and timing one's flatulence to coincide with the individual's passing so that individual unknowingly passes through the nauseous gases causing dizziness, vomiting, rashes, temporary blindness, loss of appetite, disorientation, disgust, and general contempt. May also cause hilarity for the individual acting as the car wash. The act is similar to a car passing through a car wash but instead of getting clean, the victim usually just feels plain dirty.

Person 1: What's that pile of vomit behind you?

Person 2: (Smiling) I'm car washing people and Bill threw up.

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car wash

when a girl lathers up her hair with shampoo, wraps it around your cock, and jacks you off with it until you bust in her hair

Her hair was so lathery...it was perfect for giving me a car wash.

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Car Wash

When a girl rubs her hair back and forth over a guy's dick until he cums making it look like a car wash.

Debbie totally swished her long hair over my johnson last night till i came. Bitch looked like she was my dick's car wash.

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car wash

When a man is in the shower and puts soap or body wash on his wang and does the helicopter so soap gets on everything and everyone else

Richard is in the shower giving everybody a car wash.

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car wash

slang for a girl's pussy thats very wet and at times spacious

I was over at Tiffany's place last night and had a got the full treatment in her car wash.

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Car Wash

When recieving a blow job the blower inserts the whole penis and both balls into their mouth and is able to lick the asshole all at the same time.

Last night Betty was giving me the deep throat and I jammed my balls into her gaping mouth as well. While gagging for air she accidentally tongued my asshole, she took my shit to the car wash!

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car wash

When a person is shat upon by multiple people, that person must then crawl on all fours as the people involved pee on them until squeaky clean.

Rachel got a car wash last night from the whole fraternity.

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