carbonated

when someones eating out your ass and you fart on their face

(after carbonation) baby, you must be dr. pepper because youre carbonated!

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carbon

the hoe of the periodic table

carbon is a hoe

Carbonize

To smoke a waterpipe with zeal.

We've been carbonizing tobacco all night.
Lets carbonize this shit.

Carbon

A non-metal with atomic number 6. Makes up almost all the shit in biosphere.

A prostitute on an atomic level. It's able to form single, double AND triple bonds... such a whore.

A girl's bestfriend when you think about it (diamond).

Pure carbon compounds also include soot, graphite, etc.

- Did you hear Carbon is going out with 4 hydrogens at the same time?
- Slut...

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Carbon

Slang for a firearm

Buddy keep playing im gonna up the carbon on em'

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Carbon

The Slut of the Element World, Has 4 bonds at a time

Did you see Carbon
yeah shes such a slut with her 4 bonds

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carbon

(noun) the crystalline form of the element carbon, coveted by playas, pimps and hos; diamonds; ice; bling.

"When you buy ya' hydrocarbons, hide yo' carbons." -King George

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