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Redheaded girl who loves swimming, is able to move through the water with ease, some would say almost fish-like. Despite the fact you would think that one would need to be in excellent condition to swim apparently that isn't entirely correct. The elusive carfish hates cardio with a passion and makes sure to bring it up every time she has to walk up even 1 step or travel more than 40 feet at a time. The carfish is also very gullible but somehow pretty smart as well so you need to watch out. This is quite a perplexing and rare creature indeed.
The young carfish was able to complete a lap in the pool in record time
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When you use a picture of someone elses super cool car and claim it as your own.
"Hey, look at that dude carfishing on IG when we know its not his car"
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When you order an Uber or Lyft expecting to see a nice car, but a beat up car pulls up! Or the vice versa.
Expecting a ugly car, but a cute car pulls up.
Me: Dude, this is not the car from the picture… Your car is way cooler!
Cute Asian driver: bro! I get that all the time.
Me: dude, you carfished me…
Cute Asian driver. Never heard of that before, add that to Urban Dictionary!
Or…..
Me: dude. This car is beat up!
Driver: it gets me where I need to go, but obviously you too, since you called an Uber.
Me: the App says it’s a 2020 RAV4… am I being carfished?
Driver: you can walk. *engine stops* Bro! Can you help me push?
Me: dude, it’s the 1 star for me!
The act of being deceived in a car add as to the quality of the car, much like catfished.
He said the car was perfect, but after seeing it in person we were definitely carfished.