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A person that crawls around on the carpet looking for any small amount of drugs they may have dropped while getting high.
Leroy ran out of crack at 3 a.m. It is now 6 a.m. and he is still Carpet Cruising. I saw him smoke three pieces of drywall and one pretzle crumb already. Look at those carpet cruiser rug burns on his knees....so sad
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A lesbian that repeatedly performs oral sex on other women, as if driven to. An excessive 'carpet muncher.'
Megan: Wow, that Stacy's a real Carpet Cruiser.
Emily: Yeah I know, she was over last night.
Megan: She was at your place, too? Wow.
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A derogatory term for Middle Eastern people, based off the Disney character Alladin.
I hadn’t shaved in so long the TSA thought I was a damn carpet cruiser
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Dune coon carpet cruiser is another name for the dot indians.
"You know your walking out of the gas station with a 30 rack and a fifth when the dune coon carpet cruiser is the cashier